yeah, you have to admire the efficacy of the type writer. see, nowadays, you have to push all your word processing through some overpriced, over-performing desktop machinery whilst you burn the hell out of your retinas and fatigue your eyeball lenses to the point of total torpor. i ask for what? just to arrive at that sweet sweet moment you can finally click print, walk across the room and collect your document? that is if you're lucky. lucky that the dickhead in front of you was courteous enough to refill the paper tray or didn't use the last drop of toner while printing that 500 page telescope manual that he didn't even type himself, nor will he read, or anyone else for that matter. now, with this little beauty here, you can forgo alllllll dat bullshit and put your thoughts direct to paper. tap. tap. tap. deft. deft. deft. KAAA-CHING.
